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Bring your sense of humour and let's see what you're vibing.
After all, not everyone wants to jump straight in the deep end.
The Floater
$11
You came here intrigued as to what's under the surface, but now you're wondering if I'm making a bog of myself with toilet humour..
Calm your farm. These are swimming related metaphors guys.
You identify as the floater if you just kind of want to lay back on your floatie and drift with the current. You don't do turbulent crashing waves and you sure as much don't want to get ze hair wet.
And so,
This reading offering is a great option for anyone who wants to keep it super light but directional without any obscure unexpected rip tides.
Includes a 3 card spread- personalised insight from Oracle/tarot with what you need to know now. It's brief and uplifting and no, it's not a pregnancy test or a cheating boyfriend detector.
Personalised reading voiceclipped within 48 hrs.
The Water Treader
$33
This is for you if you're in the thick of it, going round and round with those little egg beater legs while you're waiting until someone throws you a line or you can catch a big enough breath to swim to shore.
Perhaps you want to quit your job, realised your boyfriend picks his nose and eats it or you just can't tell which way's north.
I've got you.
This spread is enough to get clarity and refresh your outlook but not enough to go so deep you need a scuba license.
You come in a tad salty but will leave refreshingly invigorated.
General, or one question- you choose.
More popular than the (unflushed) floater but its not a deep dive.
Tarot/Oracle.& crystal infused reading that I wrap up into an email for you, with photographs of your spread.
Emailed within 48hrs.
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